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Norwegian Entree KJOTTKAKER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 4 slices bread ¾ cup milk 1 pound ground beef ¼ lard or lard or suet ¼ teaspoon ginger ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt […]
The campaign spending season is in full swing with well-funded politicians claiming that an enemy victory will result in a plague of locusts o’er the land. (It won’t happen at my home. I […]
Updated guidelines for helping politicians and media outlets to maintain the outbreak of Ebola fear were released today. The existing protocols have been severely criticized for not being sufficiently frightening. All facts must be covered […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Did you hear about the pothole that swallowed Cleveland? It spit the city back out. Thought it didn’t have good taste. Actually, a few years ago I wrote a story […]
Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have multiple personalities. As far as I can tell, you don’t even have one. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 19, 2013 Autocorrect changed “honor” to “honour” because apparently […]
As an insecure person, it’s very important for me to feel like I’m part of a winning team. I subscribe wholeheartedly to the notions that We’re Number One and that America Is The Greatest Nation […]
Some people have fetishes; I get it. I don’t want to be a part of their fetish world, but I watch enough cable TV to know that lots of kinky stuff exists out there. […]
The recent decision to remove wrestling from the 2020 Olympics caused a furor in some circles. But here’s the good news – this means there’s now a spot open for another sport requiring endurance and […]
I have tried and I mean tried to slide the odd few dollars out of my pay check so as to purchase a new shotgun for turkey season. She thinks, “Hmm, I see there is […]
I have been talking to fellow HumorOutcasts.com writer Deb Martin Webster about our future Mega Million Dollar Lottery Win. I am happy to report that Deb is on board for sharing the Mega fortunes no […]