Make Vote Buying Fun for the Whole Family
The campaign spending season is in full swing with well-funded politicians claiming that an enemy victory will result in a plague of locusts o’er the land. (It won’t happen at my home. I […]
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7 Major Protocols for Spreading Ebola Terror Released
Updated guidelines for helping politicians and media outlets to maintain the outbreak of Ebola fear were released today. The existing protocols have been severely criticized for not being sufficiently frightening. All facts must be covered […]
Forget Pot: Ban Potholes
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Did you hear about the pothole that swallowed Cleveland? It spit the city back out. Thought it didn’t have good taste. Actually, a few years ago I wrote a story […]
Unicorn Bites 10/19/13
Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have multiple personalities. As far as I can tell, you don’t even have one. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 19, 2013 Autocorrect changed “honor” to “honour” because apparently […]
Once Again, It’s Back To Second Place
As an insecure person, it’s very important for me to feel like I’m part of a winning team. I subscribe wholeheartedly to the notions that We’re Number One and that America Is The Greatest Nation […]
The Trick to Spicing up Your Love Life Might Be Right in Front of Your Eyes
Some people have fetishes; I get it. I don’t want to be a part of their fetish world, but I watch enough cable TV to know that lots of kinky stuff exists out there. […]
The New Olympic Sport
The recent decision to remove wrestling from the 2020 Olympics caused a furor in some circles. But here’s the good news – this means there’s now a spot open for another sport requiring endurance and […]
Brother, can you Spare a Million?
I have tried and I mean tried to slide the odd few dollars out of my pay check so as to purchase a new shotgun for turkey season. She thinks, “Hmm, I see there is […]
Who Will NOT Receive any of my Mega Millions Lottery Winnings
I have been talking to fellow HumorOutcasts.com writer Deb Martin Webster about our future Mega Million Dollar Lottery Win. I am happy to report that Deb is on board for sharing the Mega fortunes no […]
If I Were Queen of the Internet
Lately, I have been frustrated with the Internet and social media. So, last night I started to think about what I would do to make life easier for everyone if I were Queen of the […]