Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
Category: Relationships
Betty White – I Lost My Lesbian Virginity To Margaret Thatcher
CLEVELAND, OH — Actress Betty White shocked audiences at a gay pride rally in Cleveland yesterday when she announced she lost her lesbian virginity to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. The Hot in Cleveland […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please find it within your heart to forgive me for calling our grandmother an out-and-out liar. When she said that she was directly related to Nicholas Cage I asked her to prove it […]
What If Parents Bickered the Way Kids Do?
I am in Bickering Hell. My two teen boys (15 and 18) should be well past the little-kid stage of incessant bickering over insanely stupid things, like whose sneakers smell worse or who got more […]
Walmart, Marriage Proposal and Sex Toys: the Trifecta of Love
For those who think romance is dead, think again. This is such a sweet story, and I guarantee your eyes will well up with tears. Ready? Here we go. A 25-year-old Michigan man wanted to […]
Scenes from a marriage (baby boomer edition)
If you’ve ever been in a live-in relationship, you’ve had them—those moments that reveal what day-to-day cohabitation is really like. With apologies to Ingmar Bergman, here are some scenes (out-takes?) from my marriage that aren’t […]
Can The Bacon Press Iron Out Your Love Life?
We were ahead of schedule to pick up our grandpup Theo at daycare, so my husband and I decided to grab some lunch to pass the time. In a shopping center near Theo’s school, we […]
Witch Gets Restraining Order Against Warlock
Here’s a belated Halloween story that will restore your faith in America’s legal system: In Salem, Massachusetts, a witch was granted a restraining order against a warlock! Lori Bruno, 75-year-old Salem witch (above) sued 45-year-old […]
My Bewitching Wife
I can’t say for certain whether my wife is a witch or not, but I do know she charmed me when I first saw her and she does have a “weird sister.” (Sorry, Sissy. That’s […]
MatingWorld Diary
“How did I fail you?” Ben asked. The question flummoxed me. We had met via MatingWorld.com. After two dinner dates and one movie, I was ready to move on. Ben wasn’t. “It’s nothing you’ve done,” […]