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Bangladeshi Drink and the Seattle Yogurt Riots

October 29, 2014
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Bangladeshi Drink and the Seattle Yogurt Riots

Bangladeshi Appetizer BORHANI (spicy yogurt drink) INGREDIENTS ½ teaspoon coriander seeds ½ teaspoon cumin seeds ½ teaspoon brown mustard seeds or regular mustard seeds 2 green chiles. 4 tablespoons fresh mint leaves ½ teaspoon black…

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Peanut Butter Pumpkin Pie

October 26, 2014
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Peanut Butter Pumpkin Pie

American Dessert PEANUT BUTTER PUMPKIN PIE INGREDIENTS 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon cardamom, ground ½ tablespoon cinnamon ¼ teaspoon cloves, ground ¾ teaspoon ginger, ground ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ¼ teaspoon salt ¾ cup sugar ½ cup…

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Carrot Cake, Burritos, and the Russian Revolution

October 23, 2014
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Carrot Cake, Burritos, and the Russian Revolution

American Dessert CARROT CAKE INGREDIENTS – MAIN 4 eggs 1⅓ cups sugar ⅔ cup light brown sugar 3 cups shredded carrots 1 cup vegetable oil ¼ teaspoon allspice 2 teaspoons cinnamon ¼ teaspoon ginger ¼…

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Pancit and Spell Check

October 19, 2014
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Pancit and Spell Check

Filipino Entree PANCIT INGREDIENTS 1 pound chicken breast 4 garlic cloves ⅓ cup soy sauce 10 ounces rice noodles 2 tablespoons vegetable oil ½ head cabbage 8 ounces deveined shrimp ¼ teaspoon pepper 3 lemons…

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I Invite Syria’s Assad Over For Dinner and Root Beers

October 17, 2014
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I Invite Syria’s Assad Over For Dinner and Root Beers

Bashar al-Assad, president and dictator of Syria is getting way too cranky and needs to step down. And if the only thing that’s making him cling so tenaciously to power is the lack of a…

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Chicken Adobo and the Darkness That is Karaoke

October 16, 2014
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Chicken Adobo and the Darkness That is Karaoke

Filipino Entree CHICKEN ADOBO INGREDIENTS 6 garlic cloves 2 pounds chicken breasts 6 tablespoons soy sauce 3 bay leaves ½ cup vinegar 1¾ cups water ½ tablespoon peppercorns 1 teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSIL – OPTIONAL…

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Panamanian Soup and Teenagers in Stasis Fields

October 11, 2014
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Panamanian Soup and Teenagers in Stasis Fields

Panamanian Soup SOCOCHO INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 1 large onion 2 tomatoes 2 pounds yucca or cassava root 1½ pounds potatoes 2 pounds boneless chicken parts 2 teaspoons olive oil (additional ½ tablespoon later) 1…

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Coming Soon! Edible Cookbook! Exclamation Points!

October 8, 2014
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Coming Soon! Edible Cookbook! Exclamation Points!

  Disreputable sources close to me assert, “Shoestring Publications is about to set the book market on its ear.” You betcha. While most books can only be read or be used to prop open windows,…

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Pork Casado and Eating Paintings at the Louvre

October 7, 2014
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Pork Casado and Eating Paintings at the Louvre

Costa Rican Entree PORK CASADO INGREDIENTS 8 tablespoons orange juice 4 tablespoons orange zest 2 teaspoons garlic salt 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon cumin ¼ head cabbage 1 small carrot 1 small tomato ¼…

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Bad Artist #6, Lemons

October 3, 2014
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Bad Artist #6, Lemons

LEMON HAIKU Dear yellow lemon, You so look like a grenade, But make lemonade. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As…

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