The Place to Take a Humor Break
Is this you? Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you? Do you routinely get booted out of libraries? Are you banned from meditation centers? Does your spouse wear earplugs around the […]
Mexican Entree MEXICAN PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST (If you have a bread maker or buy at store) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2 ½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2 ½ teaspoons active dry […]
Dave Cornelius always thought that the hymn “Up From The Grave He Arose” was about gravy. It does make the hymn sound ominous. Thanks to Dave Cornelius for sharing this misheard hymn title. – […]
I really thought for the longest time that the Glory Be to the Father prayer started with the following words: Misheard #3 Apparently, the word “shouting” was really “shall be” all along. I must say […]
LUTEFISK Heck no, I wont make this. INGREDIENTS Dried codLyeWaterOther stuff PREPARATION No! No, a thousand times, no. I will not give you a recipe for lutefisk. You bought my cookbook. I have a warm […]
Punxatawny Phil, Mr. Armageddon We all know that when the gopher Punxatawny Phil comes outside our temperatures hang in the balance. If he sees his shadow we get six more weeks of winter. If not, […]
NASA NASA says they’re going to look moreFor things they’ve never found.How do they know what to look forIf they’ve never found them? When Pooh looked for heffalumpsHe never found the missing grumps.But when Columbus […]
American Breakfast HENRI HASSAN McTAGGART OMELETTE INGREDIENTS ¼ onion¼ cup fresh cilantro½ red bell pepper½ celery stalk½ tablespoon sesame oil½ tablespoon peanut oil½ tablespoon extra virgin olive oil4 ounces ground turkey¼ cup mild yellow pepper […]
