Perspective
Either way, well done! If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, your count will surely show […]
Tag: De Lancey
Motivational Poster #17, Be An Entomolgist
Entomologists earn $80,000 a year. So, they make enough to buy whatever motorcycle they like. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Monday Punday
Gloomy Man and Happy Man got into a flour fight while making cookies. Wouldn’t it have even neater if I could have found a picture of Edgar Allan Poe writing at his desk. ?He’s […]
Fried Rice and Chinese Revolutions
Sri Lankan Entree FRIED RICE INGREDIENTS 1 cup rice1 medium carrot3 garlic cloves2 green chiles1 leek1 medium onion1½ tablespoons olive oil7 curry leaves or kaffir leaves or bay leaves½ teaspoon cumin1 teaspoon minced ginger¼ cup […]
Angry Husky Growls About Printers
Some time ago printers achieved consciousness and took a deep and abiding dislike of us. Worse still are the designers who enhance the printers’ ability to jam and stop printing when the cycan cartridges empty. […]
Wanda Wunder Wonders About That Mamas and the Papas Song
I’ve always thought what Wanda’s wondering about. Wanda Wunder #26 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
Japanese Omelettes and Other Great Uses for the Stupendous Egg
Japanese Appetizer TAMAGOYAKI(Rolled Omelette) INGREDIENTS 4 eggs2½ teaspoons dashi (Japanese soup stock. You might have to make it using dashi powder.)1¾ teaspoons mirin½ tablespoon soy sauce1 teaspoon sugar2 tablespoons vegetable oil (½ tablespoon at a […]
You Need to See Eggs in a Sauna
All people need to relax. So do chicken eggs. They have their whole lives in front of them. What will it be like? They don’t know. Scary. They need to spend their last pre-coming out […]
Lap Khmer and Eating Greenlandic in Cambodia
Cambodian Entree LAP KHMER(Beef Salad) INGREDIENTS 6 ounces fresh beef sirloin or tenderloin steak cut thinly as possible1½ tablespoons fresh basil*1½ tablespoons fresh mint*¼ pound Chinese long beans (also called yardlong beans)1 red chile pepper½ […]