De Lancey’s Fun Festival Tours of Finland

Aamu, your tour guide Come with me and see the fun festivals of Finland. June – Mosquito Swatting Championships – The Swedish town of Övertorneå holds its own event when the town was denied permission to […]

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You Need to See a Rabbit Do a Complete Flip

And here it is.         I think Fluff Fluff did rather well, don’t you? Watch for her when competes for the first time on Bunny Flips on ESPN8, next Friday, 8pm, EST. […]

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Rice Omelettes and the Age of the Vikings

Japanese Entree JAPANESE RICE OMELETTE(Omurice) INGREDIENTS – FRIED RICE 3 ounces boneless chicken1 small onion1½ tablespoons butter (1½ tablespoons more later)1½ cups cooked rice (warm)¼ cup ketchup¼ teaspoon pepper½ teaspoon salt INGREDIENTS – OMELETTE 4 […]

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Rice Noodles and String Theory

Malaysian Entree CHAR KWAY TEOW(Rice Noodle Stir Fry) INGREDIENTS ¾ pound flat rice noodles2 Chinese sausages3 ounces fish cake (optional)3 garlic cloves1 cup garlic chives*2 tablespoons dark soy sauce or soy sauce2 tablespoons light soy […]

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Chicken Baquaise and the Birth of Basketball

French Entree CHICKEN BASQUAISE INGREDIENTS 1 green bell pepper1 red bell pepper1 large onion2 garlic cloves2 tablespoons fresh thyme3 tomatoes2 pounds chicken pieces, bone in or boneless1 teaspoon salt or fleur de sel*¼ cup olive […]

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Round Soup and Liquid Nitrogen

Turkish Soup EZOGELIN INGREDIENTS – SOUP ¼ cup bulgur wheat1⅓ cups red lentils2½ tablespoons rice2 garlic cloves1 large onion1 tomato2 tablespoons butter (2 more tablespoons later)2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil2½ teaspoons flour2 tablespoons tomato […]

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Elephant Marathons on ESPN8

We’re just five months away from the start of the First Elephant Marathon on ESPN8. And it’s going to be televised on ESPN8(tm)! “We couldn’t be prouder,” said gamekeeper Absko Otieno of the Reteti Elephant […]

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French Omelette and DIY Pyramids

French Breakfast OMELETTE INGREDIENTS – OMELETTE 2 eggs⅛ teaspoon pepper⅛ teaspoon salt1 tablespoon butter (1 more teaspoon later)1 teaspoon butter INGREDIENTS – FILLING (OPTIONAL)* One or more of the following: 2 teaspoons diced herbs – […]

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Andy the Angry Avocado

Now you’ve gone and done it.     – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback […]

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