HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Mary I Farr (Noah Vail)
Mary I Farr joined me on Humoroutcasts Radio this week. We tried to get Noah Vail, her equine voice to join us as well, but he was having too much fun in the barn. As […]
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Unicorn Bites #578
Professor: Which dynasty came after the Ming Dynasty? Me: Professor: Me: Duck? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2014 Wife: You didn’t do anything today. Me: I quit smoking. Wife: You never smoked. Me: OK. […]
Let The Dogs Out
You are probably aware that last week two members of the Secret Service’s K-9 unit thwarted a would-be White House intruder. Considering all of the recent bungling by the Secret Service and the understandable bad […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I don’t know how to explain to my grandmother that taking selfies while she’s prepping for her colonoscopy does not make her a badass and posting it to Twitter and Instagram with the […]
Tweets, Twits, Hookups
Twitter. I like it best when done by birds. So many old words mean very new things. Language is ever evolving but at age 60, what I don’t know can be embarrassing. Since when did […]
Dear NSA: No Need To Spy on Me
Once again, we have learned that the NSA has been spying on Americans. The reason for the spying seems to be certain people’s political affiliations and personal associations. So, just in case the NSA thinks […]
Unicorn Bites 6/22/14
[in church] Me: Stop crying or I’ll take you outside. 2-year-old: *keeps crying* Me: *takes her outside* *gives her $1* *opens Twitter* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 22, 2014 4-year-old: I’m fighting sharks in space! […]
Unicorn Bites 6/19/14
Relationship status: My wife asked me what my favorite color was and then told me I was wrong. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 20, 2014 I always hate the boring few weeks between when Kim […]