The Place to Take a Humor Break
Italian Entree PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray UTENSILS bread maker16-inch pizza pan PREPARATION Measure out the flour and […]
February 25: This entree from Brunei celebratesbrate a drunken man breaking into a Pizza Hut(tm) on this day to fry wings You love Pizza Hut(tm). Who does not? You love chicken. Billions of people devour […]
American Entree PIGS IN A BUTTERMILK BLANKET INGREDIENTS 1 16-ounce package jumbo buttermilk biscuit dough1 cup grated Four-Mexican cheeses8 turkey franks PREPARATION Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Separate the dough into eight pieces. Elongate each […]
American Entree PEPPER JACK MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS 1 small white onion1 small red onion3 garlic cloves1½ tablespoons olive oil1½ pounds ground beef3 large eggs1 tablespoon parsley1 green bell pepper1 green chile1 14.5 can diced tomatoes½ teaspoon […]
The struggle is real. I recently had to go back to the store, horrors, for pomegranate syrup. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Mexican Entree OAXACA RANCHERO PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS (Or buy at store.) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray (Don’t forget this.) […]
The sticker says, “Two tortillas.” I like to cook. So does my friend, Carl La Fong*. Although a really good cook, Carl occasionally makes mistakes. Sometimes they’re doozies. In the spirit of helping fledgling chefs, […]
Mexican Soup MOCTEZUMA CHEESE SOUP INGREDIENTS 10 ounces queso quesadilla jalapeno (queso = cheese)½ cup Crema Mexicana (sour cream)¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses¼ cup water½ tsp cumin¼ tsp cayenne PREPARATION (Wave your wand […]
Mexican Entree MEXICAN PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST (If you have a bread maker or buy at store) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2 ½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2 ½ teaspoons active dry […]
LUTEFISK Heck no, I wont make this. INGREDIENTS Dried codLyeWaterOther stuff PREPARATION No! No, a thousand times, no. I will not give you a recipe for lutefisk. You bought my cookbook. I have a warm […]