The Place to Take a Humor Break
British Dessert DEEP FRIED MARS-TM BARS INGREDIENTS 1 cup flour ½ teaspoon salt ½ cup water ¼ cup seltzer water ¼ teaspoon baking powder 5 chilled Mars bars (worldwide version) or Milky WayTM (American version) […]
French Entree TARRAGON CHICKEN (Poulet à Estragon) INGREDIENTS 3 chicken breasts ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 1 shallot 3 green onions 1 tablespoon butter 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 cup dry white wine ⅔ […]
Afghan Entree AFGHAN BURGERS INGREDIENTS 1 cup fresh cilantro 3 garlic cloves 1 red onion 4 eggs 3 cups crinkle-cut fries or enough to cover cookie sheet 3 sausages, beef or chicken 3 tablespoons vegetable […]
Italian Entree ITALIAN PANINI INGREDIENTS 1 ciabatta roll, Italian roll, or French roll 1 tablespoon olive oil 3 tablespoons mayonnaise 2 deli-thin slice Provolone cheese (2 more slices later) ¼ cup roasted red bell pepper […]
Italian Appetizer GARLIC BREAD INGREDIENTS 1 loaf Italian bread or French Bread or French rolls 3 garlic cloves ½ cup butter, completely softened 1 teaspoon olive oil 1 tablespoon Italian seasoning SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor […]
Belarusian Entree MACHANKA INGREDIENTS 1 pound pork shoulder or loin 1 pound Polish or pork sausages 1 medium onion 2½ tablespoons lard or butter 1¼ cups pork stock or beef stock 5 tablespoons flour 2 […]
American Entree PAUL’S CAMEMBERT BURGER INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds ground beef ½ teaspoon herbes de Provence 1 tablespoon butter 1 tablespoon olive oil 3 tablespoons white wine ½ cup heavy whipping cream or crême fraiche 1 […]
American Entree ATLANTA BRISKET INGREDIENTS 3½ pounds beef brisket ½ teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1¼ cups ketchup or bottled chili sauce 1 packet instant onion soup mix […]
American Appetizer HOMEMADE BUTTER INGREDIENTS 3 cups heavy whipping cream ½ cup ice water ¼ teaspoon salt (optional, to taste) SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor (best), immersion blender or electric whisk fine-mesh colander or colander with […]
Canadian Appetizer NEWFOUNDLAND PORK BUNS INGREDIENTS ½ pound salt pork ¼ cup shortening or butter 3 cups flour (2 tablespoons more later) 2 tablespoons baking powder ¼ cup sugar 1 cup water SPECIAL UTENSIL cookie […]