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Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace

August 11, 2014
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Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace

Mexican Entree CRISPY SHREDDED BEEF TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 medium yellow onion 2 pounds rump roast ½ tablespoon chili powder ½ tablespoon cumin ½ teaspoon salt 4 garlic cloves 4 ounces diced green chiles 5 green…

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I Just Might Cancel The World Cup Final

July 12, 2014
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I Just Might Cancel The World Cup Final

Germany versus Argentina: Meh. Can’t get excited about this one. Argentina just beat one of my three favorite teams, Netherlands. Germany defeated the United States. Boo! I like German and Argentinian food equally well. And oh…

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My Favorites for the World Cup Semifinals

July 7, 2014
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My Favorites for the World Cup Semifinals

Brazil over Germany. I’m feeling very hemispheric right. I’m also upset about the vicious tackle that took out a Brazilian star. I didn’t see it, but still. I just got reminded how West Germany and Austria…

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My Favorites for the next round in Soccer’s World Cup

July 3, 2014
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My Favorites for the next round in Soccer’s World Cup

France over Germany. I’m a direct descendant of the French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. I’m ready if they ever come to their senses and restore me to my rightful throne. On the other hand, they did…

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Simple Corned Beef and Tic-tac-toe

February 3, 2014
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Simple Corned Beef and Tic-tac-toe

Irish Entree SIMPLE CORNED BEEF INGREDIENTS 1 4-to-5 pound ready-to-cook corned beef brisket 6 russet potatoes 3 large carrots 1 large white onion 1/2 head cabbage water SPECIAL UTENSIL crock pot PREPARATION Put ready-to-cook corned…

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Video: Hitler Learns of Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron

February 2, 2014
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Video: Hitler Learns of Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron

The end of Nazi Germany is near. Hitler’s bunker is about to be attacked by flying squirrels. He reacts. Click here to see video. My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World and…

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Burping and Farting Cows Burn Down Barn

January 29, 2014
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Belching and farting cows are blamed for an explosion in a barn in Germany.  Apparently, the gaseous emissions from about 90 cows raised the methane in the barn to dangerous levels before reacting with static…

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Being A ‘Good Dancer’ Means You’re ‘Nice’???

November 16, 2011
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  When you see a guy who’s a REALLY spectacular dancer, your first thought is probably, “yeah, he’s gay”.  And that may or may not be true, you stereotyping asshole. But, according to a new…

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