I Fight Santa Claus
Man of music, man of rage Sorry this post had to be filed via a time machine, but I got into a fistfight with Santa Claus. He came down the chimney in the wee hours […]
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Misheard Lyrics of the Beach Boys – 2
I used to believe in a lot of things. Then one by one, I discovered that these beliefs to be false. In their place was . . . nothing, leaving me with an ever blander […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Gravitational Experiment
How many times a day has this happened to you? An apple that was in your hands is now on the floor. Or milk that was all the way to the top of the glass […]
Stroopwafel
Dutch Dessert STROOPWAFEL INGREDIENTS – WAFFLE ¼ cup milk, warm 2¼ teaspoon yeast ½ cup butter, softened (⅔ cup more later) 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt 2¼ cups flour INGREDIENTS – […]
Orange Goat’s Milk Soap
ORANGE GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon orange mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base ¾ teaspoon orange essential oil 2 tablespoons fresh orange zest* isopropyl alcohol or […]
Strawberry Milk
American Dessert STRAWBERRY MILK INGREDIENTS 6 cups milk 1½ pounds fresh strawberries* ¾ cup sugar ½ cup water SPECIAL UTENSILS blender fine mesh colander 7 cups of mason jars or […]
Stuffed Pionono and Black Ops
Uruguayan Entree* STUFFED PIONONO INGREDIENTS – PIONONO 4 eggs (2 hard boiled eggs later)2½ tablespoons sugar (2½ tablespoons more later)½ cup flour2½ tablespoons sugar⅓ cup sugar⅛ teaspoon saltno-stick spray INGREDIENTS – FILLING 2 eggs, hard […]
Coconut Shrimp Curry and Shrimp in Trees
Sri Lankan Entree COCONUT SHRIMP CURRY INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 1½” ginger root 2 small green chiles 1 medium onion 1 small tomato 12 fresh curry leaves 1 teaspoon dry curry leaves, or curry powder […]
Peanut Stews and the Cows of Roswell
Gambian Entree DOMODA (Peanut Stew) INGREDIENTS 1 cup rice 1½ pounds chicken breasts or beef 2 green chiles 1 large onion ¾ pound pumpkin, sweet potato, or butternut squash 3 Roma tomatoes 2 tablespoons vegetable […]