Back to the Fridge
I started the day by contemplating the infinite. Having thusly penetrated all the secrets of the universe, I attempted a minor reorganization of the fridge. Why not? I was on a roll. Space need to […]
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What I Did Today
Destined to be pickles Woke up, got up, showed, and dressed. Go me, you little bundle of energy. Went to my office. I divided my time between making a recipe for Refrigerator Pickles, looking at […]
Quinoa Api and the Birth Of Agriculture
Bolivian Breakfast QUINOA API INGREDIENTS 1¼ cups quinoa2¾ cups milk2⅔ cups water1 cinnamon stick1 tablespoon honey2½ tablespoons sugar¼ teaspoon vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSIL fine-mesh colander Serves 4. Takes 45 minutes. PREPARATION Rinse quinoa in colander. […]
Wisdom for Dummies
My fridge is so disorganized. I just discovered I have two 14-ounce containers of mustard. The label says 79 servings. That’s 158 servings of mustard in a home where there are no hot dogs—that I […]
The Suicidal Ants of Poway, California
Was it a sign of the end of the world? Should we stocking up on mini-tacos? All I know for sure is that in my town of Poway, cultural an and capital of San Diego […]
Bloody Mary
I don’t know why I did it. I was half-asleep and annoyed, but that’s no excuse. It was a pure case of mental age regression. I don’t know any other way to explain it. It […]
Ice Cubes and World Peace
Antarctic Entree ICE CUBES INGREDIENT water SPECIAL UTENSILS glacier pick axe Siberian husky panniers Van Gogh painting Twinkie monastery Porsche PREPARATION – If you live near a glacier. Take pick axe to glacier. Shatter a […]
Unicorn Bites 12/6/13
“Warning: This show may contain adult situations. Viewer discretion advised.” *a man pays bills and complains about his kids* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2013 Wife: Are we stocked up for the […]
The Great Refrigerator Raid
One of the nice things about a fridge is its door. If you pile up a mess anywhere else in the house, it’s going to be visible, unless you shove it under the bed or […]