Bad Artist #19, Laundry
LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time. LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I […]
LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time. LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I […]
“1643-53. The Fronde, revolt against the regency named after the catapult children used to hurl clods at passing coaches.” – The Encyclopedia of World History, Sixth edition, p. 326 Wow! Wow! Children in France had […]
My wife pointed to a dish with cheeseburger remnants. “What’s this?” she asked. “Cheeseburger,” I said. “Why did you eat that when you knew we were going out for lunch?” I riposted, “I wasn’t […]
THANKSGIVING HAIKU #1 Defrost, damn turkey! The guests will be arriving In only one hour. THANKSGIVING HAIKU #2 Feck! No potatoes! Dear, will you go to the store? What again? You dope. THANKSGIVING […]
Much has been made of the communist nations horrific repression of their own peoples. Ne’er do wells such as Stalin and Mao come to mind. However, there is another evil side to communism that the […]
CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1 I fly through the air With such magnificent ease Because you will not move. CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2 You are quite unable To move toward the middle. So […]
The following line comes from a well-known and well-respected author of Westerns, “He could feel the heat from below; since heat rises, …” Whoa! Heat rises? Did the author do his research? . . . […]
INSURANCE HAIKU #1 I call insurance. I see continents drifting While I wait, wait, wait INSURANCE HAIKU #2 The check’s in the mail. Your call is very important. We’ll be right with you. […]
The new movie Intothecellar is a must-see yarn about a planet that is sliding into hopelessness. Times are desperate on Planet America and voters have only two escape routes: Planet Democrat and Planet Republican. Unfortunately, […]
GOLF HAIKU “@#$@ ^&%# $#@ @#$&*(+ “#V%^! $%#_+( @@@#$$%% !$&^*) “j#X!.? @#@ <>,. $#%!!” – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available […]