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Tag: Vatican
Fettuccine And Outer Space Dining
Vatican Entree FETTUCCINE ALLA PAPALINA INGREDIENTS 1 pound fettuccine 3 eggs 3 tablespoons cream 1¼ cups freshly grated Parmesan cheese* 1 medium onion ¼ cup butter 5 ounces diced or cubed pancetta, or cubed, uncooked […]
Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department
How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better […]
Vatican Says Popemobile Brake System Malfunction After Pope’s Conciliatory Comments on Gays and Abortion “Purely Coincidental”
A Vatican spokesman announced that any link between Pope Francis’ recent conciliatory comments regarding atheists, gays, abortion, and birth control and an accident where the Popemobile’s braking system appeared to malfunction is purely coincidental. The […]
Still Waiting For An Answer
The New York Times recently published an article about the vast and sluggish bureaucracy at the Vatican. The story mentioned a church official who was struggling to receive an answer to a simple question: “How […]
The Cardinal Impostor
A man impersonating a cardinal by wearing a frock and tying a purple scarf around his waist almost made it into the conclave to vote on the new pope. Despite the makeshift sash being the […]
The Pope’s Retirement Benefits
Since Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope in 600 years to resign, the Vatican wasn’t sure what kind of retirement benefits to give him. In the end, they decided to give him the same […]
Jesus and the Little Woman
Recently, an ancient papyrus fragment was discovered that mentioned Jesus had a wife. Which certainly makes it easier to understand why he was so willing to get on that cross. In fact, now I can’t […]