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SLEEPING APES AND WASHING DISHES: WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES HIS WEEK

March 7, 2016
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Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Every 34 seconds, someone in the U.S. has a heart attack. (AARP Magazine 3/16) Mike Love is considered one of the biggest assholes in the history of rock…

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Epic Fail, Also Called Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2016
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Unfortunately for me, Valentine’s Day comes during a time of year in which I don’t do well. I’ve said before that the only good thing about February is that it isn’t January, but let’s face…

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How to Open a Christmas Present

December 22, 2015
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Christmas will be here any day now. Well, actually, it will be here in three days, but it sounds more dramatic the way I say it. As a strict Christmas traditionalist, I feel that this…

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Why Can’t I Read the Darn Menu?

December 7, 2015
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Recently, my husband Kevin and I went out to dinner sans kids, a special event in itself. We decided to forego our usual Tex-Mex spot in favor of a Spanish restaurant offering great tapas. This…

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Can The Bacon Press Iron Out Your Love Life?

November 6, 2015
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We were ahead of schedule to pick up our grandpup Theo at daycare, so my husband and I decided to grab some lunch to pass the time. In a shopping center near Theo’s school, we…

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How NOT to Attract a Man (10 Easy Suggestions)

July 10, 2015
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How NOT to Attract a Man (10 Easy Suggestions)

Many books and articles have been written about how to attract a man. I was thinking about this, and it occurred to me that the market has been glutted with how-to advice when it comes…

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How To Raise A Family Of Women

March 31, 2015
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I’m completely screwed. I have three daughters. Besides the obvious joy that statement brings, it also means several other things: I have no hair, I’m never right, there will be three colleges, three weddings, and…

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Nigerien Peanut Chicken Stew and Birth Control

November 13, 2014
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Nigerien Peanut Chicken Stew and Birth Control

Nigerien Entree PEANUT CHICKEN STEW INGREDIENTS 3 chicken breasts 1 small eggplant* 1 leek 1 medium onion 3 potatoes 4 tomatoes 4½ tablespoons peanut butter 2½ tablespoons peanut oil 1 cup chicken broth 1 pili…

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Unicorn Bites #544

November 10, 2014
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4-year-old: What’s hope? Me: The first stage of disappointment. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2014 How women plan a party: 1) Pick a theme 2) Make decorations 3) Cook festive foods How men plan…

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Interview with Concha Alborg Author of Divorce After Death.A Widow’s Memoir

October 9, 2014
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Divorce After Death. A Widow’s Memoir is gaining a lot of attention for its warmth, honesty and humor.  We have a Q & A with Concha Alborg where she talks about her reasons for writing this…

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