Colombian Hot Dogs and the Laziness Museum

Colombian Entree HOT DOGS INGREDIENTS 1 20-ounce can crushed pineapple 1 tablespoon lime juice 2½ tablespoons cornstarch 8 hot dogs 8 buns 1⅓ cup coleslaw (see recipe) ¾ cup shredded mozzarella cheese 7¼-ounce bag plain […]

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Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace

Mexican Entree CRISPY SHREDDED BEEF TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 medium yellow onion 2 pounds rump roast ½ tablespoon chili powder ½ tablespoon cumin ½ teaspoon salt 4 garlic cloves 4 ounces diced green chiles 5 green […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my impulsive action.  It’s been two months.  My three-year-old still doesn’t understand the concept of potty training and this seemed like a good idea at the time, Amen.

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Brazilian Kebabs and Criminal Gangs of Insects

Brazilian Entree KEBABS INGREDIENTS 1¾ pounds rump steak 2 garlic cloves ¼ teaspoon cayenne ½ teaspoon cumin ½ teaspoon paprika ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons lemon juice ¼ cup olive oil 1 […]

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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

Algerian Dessert FRUIT SALAD (chlada fakya) INGREDIENTS ½ honeydew or cantaloupe 2 apples 2 bananas 5 oranges 6 strawberries ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ¼ cup lemon juice ⅓ cup orange juice 2 tablespoons […]

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Åland Semolina Pancake and Nude Winter Marathons

Finnish Breakfast ÅLAND SEMOLINA PANCAKE WITH PRUNE SAUCE INGREDIENTS – PANCAKE 2¾ cups milk ¾ cup semolina or Cream of WheatTM ½ tablespoon cardamom 4 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt ¾ cup sugar 1 cup flour […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, I don’t know how to explain to my grandmother that taking selfies while she’s prepping for her colonoscopy does not make her a badass and posting it to Twitter and Instagram with the […]

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Danish Egg Cake and Rabbit-Jumping Contests

Danish Entree EGG CAKE (æggekage) INGREDIENTS 12 ounces bacon 1/2 small onion ¼ cup fresh basil 8 eggs ¼ cup flour 1½ cups milk ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSILS electric […]

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Burmese Cake, Burma Shave, and the Cuban Missile Crisis

Burmese Dessert SEMOLINA CAKE (sanwin makin) INGREDIENTS 1 16-ounce can coconut cream or 2 14-ounces cans coconut milk. 3 eggs 2 tablespoons sesame seeds 1 cup semolina or cream of wheat 1 cup sugar ¼ […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, I don’t know how to explain to my excited but extremely naive brother that the new film, Fifty Shades of Grey is not a movie made especially for the color blind, Amen.

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