Bring Your Sock Puppet to Bed
She says she needs a vacation to a warm and exotic clime but you’ve heard it before and will hear it again– and woman doesn’t know her own mind! No, what she really wants down deep inside […]
Cartoon: Hey, Mitch, did you hear I called you a ‘dumb son of a bitch?’
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Biden Announces Guns-for-Ketchup Exchange, Nets 43,000 Firearms on First Day, BUT…….
Taking advantage of our nation’s ketchup shortage, President Joe Biden has bypassed Congress and tackled America’s epidemic of gun violence with an initiative he calls, “Season Your Fries with Life.” The program is straightforward: Turn […]
Pastrami Sandwiches and Impressionism
American Entree MATTHEW’S PASTRAMI SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 8 slices rye, crusty deli bread, or French rolls* ⅓ cup Russian dressing 1½ pounds sliced pastrami** 4 slice Swiss cheese 2 cups coleslaw SPECIAL UTENSIL*** aluminum foil * […]
Fly the Potty-Mouth Skies
A children’s book author was thrown off a flight when he began swearing about a delay, using the f-word. News item. You know, people think being the best-selling author of the Pokey Little Bunny™ […]
Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?
I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]
OMG!!! THERE’S ANOTHER HORRIFIC SHORTAGE! NOT ENOUGH KETCHUP!!!
HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO LIVE LIKE THIS??? The news from NPR crawled out of the radio, into my ear and embedded it’s teeth into my nervous system. THERE IS NOW A SHORTAGE OF […]