Posts Tagged ‘ Eat Me ’

The Chilean Hot Dog and the Shy Genghis Khan

September 9, 2014
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The Chilean Hot Dog and the Shy Genghis Khan

Chilean Entree COMPLETO (hot dog) INGREDIENTS 4 Roma tomatoes 4 medium avocados ½ teaspoon salt 4 teaspoons vegetable oil 4 submarine rolls – 8″ long 4 quarter-pound hot dogs – 8” ½ to 1 cup…

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Seswaa and Botswanan Stand-Up Comics

August 29, 2014
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Seswaa and Botswanan Stand-Up Comics

Botswanan Entree SESWAA (Stewed Beef) INGREDIENTS 1 onion 1¾ pounds brisket or slow-cooking beef 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 3 bay leaves ¼ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSILS large, oven-safe pot kitchen mallet PREPARATION…

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Funny #4, The Importance of Grammar

August 27, 2014
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Funny #4, The Importance of Grammar

 Don’t let this happen to you. – Paul the matchmaker   My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World,  and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com As an e-book on Nook or on my website-where you…

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Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace

August 25, 2014
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Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace

Belgian Dessert APPLE FRITTERS INGREDIENTS 2⅓ cups flour 16 ounces beer 5 large apples 4 cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover apple slices) ½ cup confectionery sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice SPECIAL UTENSIL electric…

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Brazilian Kebabs and Criminal Gangs of Insects

August 7, 2014
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Brazilian Kebabs and Criminal Gangs of Insects

Brazilian Entree KEBABS INGREDIENTS 1¾ pounds rump steak 2 garlic cloves ¼ teaspoon cayenne ½ teaspoon cumin ½ teaspoon paprika ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons lemon juice ¼ cup olive oil 1…

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Danish Egg Cake and Rabbit-Jumping Contests

July 29, 2014
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Danish Egg Cake and Rabbit-Jumping Contests

Danish Entree EGG CAKE (æggekage) INGREDIENTS 12 ounces bacon 1/2 small onion ¼ cup fresh basil 8 eggs ¼ cup flour 1½ cups milk ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSILS electric…

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Chocolate Sticky Cake and the Garden of Eden

July 20, 2014
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Chocolate Sticky Cake and the Garden of Eden

Swedish Dessert CHOCOLATE STICKY CAKE (kladdkaka) INGREDIENTS ½ cup butter 2 eggs 1¼ cups sugar ½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder ½ cup flour ½ tablespoon vanilla extract 1 tablespoon confectionery sugar no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSIL…

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Egg Coffee and How Goats Almost Ruled the Earth

July 5, 2014
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Egg Coffee and How Goats Almost Ruled the Earth

Norwegian Appetizer EGG COFFEE INGREDIENTS 9 cups water (1⅓ cups more later) ½ cup freshly ground coffee ⅓ cup water (1 cup more later) egg 1 cup water. PREPARATION Add 9 cups water to large…

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Peanut Soup and the flag of Antarctica

July 4, 2014
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Peanut Soup and the flag of Antarctica

Cameroonian Soup PEANUT SOUP INGREDIENTS 1 red chile pepper 1 yellow onion 2 tomatoes 2 garlic cloves 1 green bell pepper ⅓ cup unsalted peanuts 2 tablespoons peanut oil 4 cups vegetable or chicken broth…

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My Favorites for the next round in Soccer’s World Cup

July 3, 2014
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My Favorites for the next round in Soccer’s World Cup

France over Germany. I’m a direct descendant of the French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. I’m ready if they ever come to their senses and restore me to my rightful throne. On the other hand, they did…

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