Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate
Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the […]
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FIFTEEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS THINKING OF VOTING REPUBLICAN
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR […]
Ex-Jock Wants to Bury Hillary Alive?
Ex-baseball pitcher, game commentator and Ben Carson supporter believes Hillary Clinton should be buried alive under a jail. In the past, the former MLB player has made other controversial comments about Muslims and Nazis. It’s […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8
If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate. She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure. She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding and […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 7
My Political Endorsement: Bipartisan candidate, Jack Daniels for President in 2016. Wait, what . . . he’s dead? I beg to differ, my fellow Americans. I see and talk to him at least five or […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2
You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” – […]
Gowdy Denies Benghazi Investigation is Witch Hunt, Subpoenas Clinton, A Large Stake, Kindling
As pressure mounts from critics questioning whether the House Select Committee On Benghazi is simply a partisan witch hunt, Chairman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) has remained steadfast in his denials. Despite the fact that statements from […]
Boehner’s Miracle Cure
“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]
Presidential Beauty Pageant
After giving Fiorino a low score in the “looks” department in his Rolling Stone interview, Donald Trump holds out hope for the former Hewlett-Packard CEO in the swimsuit competition. “From the neck down, she’s not […]
Hillary’s PantsGate
“This isn’t about Benghazi,” said Washington socialite Missy Vandercamp. “This is about Hillary’s pantsuits. They make her look like a frumpy high school principal. I tried to warn her when she first came to […]