The Place to Take a Humor Break
Destined to be pickles Woke up, got up, showed, and dressed. Go me, you little bundle of energy. Went to my office. I divided my time between making a recipe for Refrigerator Pickles, looking at […]
Inspired by “The Night the Bed Fell,” by James Thurber One of the most memorable days of my working life occurred the day I made the coffeemaker blow up. A couple of people in the […]
If you were late for work this past Monday and you claimed “forgot to change my clock” as an excuse, we’re calling the Bull$#@ card on ya. Just about everything re-sets itself these days… except of […]
One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a […]
Coworker: Today was perfect. Me: Was everyone in the office but me eaten by lions? Coworker: No. Me: Then there was room for improvement. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 11, 2014 An Iraqi terrorist in […]
I have a way of finding things in unusual places. Take, for example, the time I found one of my socks on the kitchen floor, next to the door. It was just one gray and […]
Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]
1. If you must call your boss a frog f***ing freak of nature, do not do it on Facebook. 2. If you must cuss in the office, do it in a language that nobody there […]
