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When Life Hands You Bananas, Make Popsicles

March 20, 2017
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Consider the following: A. I like bananas. B. I don’t like them well enough to eat 3 or 4 of them each day. C. I am a single person, living alone. D. The online shopping…

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Banana Strawberry Nut Bread and the Great Wall of China

March 11, 2017
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American Breakfast PAUL’S BANANA STRAWBERRY NUT BREAD INGREDIENTS 3 bananas (overripe ones are better) 5 ripe strawberries ½ cup pecans ½ cup butter (softened or melted) ½ cup raisins 2 eggs ½ cup sugar 2¾…

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How to properly rot five common fruits

October 10, 2016
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Rumor has it that some people buy fruit and don’t eat it. It’s possible some people are eating Halloween candy that stores have been pushing since July. If I repeat this post periodically, trying in…

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Candy Rules!

May 12, 2015
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  I like candy. And I’m a grownup. So there. Now before you get all up in my Triglyceride grill, I don’t binge on it or eat it all day long. But I sure do…

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The 5 Worst Things About The Grocery Store

August 11, 2014
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The 5 Worst Things About The Grocery Store

When you’re an adult there are a few things on your to-do list that are rather unpleasant.  One of them is going to the grocery store.  Another is listening to your 4th grader practice his recorder…

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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

August 5, 2014
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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

Algerian Dessert FRUIT SALAD (chlada fakya) INGREDIENTS ½ honeydew or cantaloupe 2 apples 2 bananas 5 oranges 6 strawberries ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ¼ cup lemon juice ⅓ cup orange juice 2 tablespoons…

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Poison Fruit

November 26, 2013
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Poison Fruit

Several states have reported finding Black Widow spiders in grapes. Another type of poisonous  spider has been found in bananas in Europe.  Call me sentimental, but I think I miss pesticides. Donna CavanaghDonna Cavanagh is…

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Unicorn Bites 9/10/13

September 10, 2013
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When I tell my wife, “I’m going to take you out,” she never knows if I mean, “on a date” or “with a sniper rifle.” I keep her on her toes. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn)…

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Bananacide

June 26, 2013
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Bananacide

  Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen…

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I’m Always the Cantaloupe

June 14, 2013
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I don’t like cantaloupe.  Does anyone? If you are one of the few who actually like cantaloupe, you obviously have horrible taste.  Come to think of it, your bad taste is demonstrated by the fact you read…

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