Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen. Check out […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool. It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen. Check out more of Deb’s humor […]
Unsolved Musical Mysteries – The 8-Track Version
While having brunch with Gandhi we pondered many things. Why do unicorns poop rainbows, why is Full House back on television, why is i before e except after c and so on? We also pondered […]
Unsolved Musical Mysteries – The Flip Side
The other day Elvis and I (no, he’s not dead, he’s alive and well living in Scranton, PA) were contemplating, what if he could help falling in love with you? What if Pharrell never got […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 4
Democratic Candidate, Bernie Sanders would make an awesome college roommate. He’d pay your tuition, solar panel your dorm room, and you’d never have to hide your “medicinal” marijuana stash. […]
Pardon My French – 25 Inventions You Didn’t Know Were French
The French are a very talented folk. We owe it to them for coming up with some of the most brilliant ideas and genius innovations, like: photography, antibiotics, Braille, the discovery of Radium and Polonium, […]
Pardon My French – The Secret to Staying Slim in France
French people and I we have a lot in common. We share the love for beautiful things, breathtaking architecture, philosophical thought, fascinating history, elegant style, dazzling couture and above anything else heavenly food. French food – […]
My Not to Do List – 5
I’m continuing with my virtuous inertia. Here are things I won’t be doing or eating today. 1) I will not cook or eat lutefisk. Cooking lutefisk in banned by the Geneva Convention. It looks like […]
Ten Politically Correct Terms for Nasty People
Political correctness is rampant these days. I predict that it will eventually reach its zenith (or its nadir, depending on your point of view) and we will have to be careful even with the terms […]
FOX News Viewers Express Outrage Over Brian Williams Stealing FOX News Trademark of Lying
Recently NBC anchor Brian Williams was called out when he embellished a story of his reporting in Iraq back in 2003. Williams claimed he was on board a military helicopter when it was hit by […]