Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never put your shoes on the wrong feet. Your feet will become confused and start to walk in opposite directions. If you are a foot model for disgusting pictures on a podiatrist’s wall, don’t wear […]
Never put your shoes on the wrong feet. Your feet will become confused and start to walk in opposite directions. If you are a foot model for disgusting pictures on a podiatrist’s wall, don’t wear […]
Brazil over Germany. I’m feeling very hemispheric right. I’m also upset about the vicious tackle that took out a Brazilian star. I didn’t see it, but still. I just got reminded how West Germany and Austria […]
http://gty.im/165003635 I’m starting to lose my faith in God. I’m starting to believe that there may not be a big smart someone up there guiding me and protecting me because if there were he would […]
This is going to be long. There is just too much here to laugh at: Sopranos and Mezzo-Sopranos I used to have a wonderful vocal coach who, when she heard me say something that she […]
Heidi Clements is writer/executive producer of the ABC Family sitcom “Baby Daddy” which is now in its fourth season AND today she is an author as well. Although Welcome to Heidi has been blazing up […]
“Just be yourself.”—people who want me to fail at life — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2014 Me: Well? Doctor: You’re it M: What?! D: You got tagged in 1991 & never tagged anyone else […]
They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]
I mean, seriously, who does it? Because people are people, even if they are astronauts, and basic human nature has to intervene at some point. If the ISS operates anything like things do around my […]
Here’s a game for all to play. The next time you’re out and about having a meal or a drink or dancing with your own or someone else’s reflection, ask yourself this: Where is the […]
My 1-year-old’s favorite game on my phone is the one where she closes the game & sends gibberish text messages. Now my boss thinks I do meth — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 7, 2014 Wife: […]