The Place to Take a Humor Break
Instead of Halloween, our Christian daycare has “pajama day.” They’re about to find out my 4-year-old sleeps in a bloody zombie costume. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2014 Me: That shirt makes you look […]
Much has been made lately about how illegal aliens are the root cause of our country’s woes. Fine debate indeed, often reaching the lofty level of thinking. But unfortunately, all this animated discourse obscures the […]
Every year during the month of October, AMC Network broadcasts horror movies which range from the classic Dracula and Frankenstein films to the Halloween and Friday the 13th franchises. While I am always entertained during […]
Me: I could survive alone in the woods. Wife: You left a picnic early because you forgot your ChapStick. I’m not an animal. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 13, 2014 4-year-old: Does this movie have […]
Zombies are where it’s at. Although I’ve been quietly and patiently waiting for the demise of the current trend, (because I’m a drag like that) I am forced to admit that quite possibly, zombies are […]
I’d think zombies would like flip-flops over shoes with laces, what with their missing fingers, decreased motor skills, and all. I’d think this would be particularly important with increased TSA security at airports. I mean […]
4-year-old: Why can’t I watch “The Walking Dead?” Me: Because you’re still afraid of the vacuum. 4: *whispers* Can vacuums be zombies? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2014 4-year-old: How old are you? Me: […]
Me: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee. Coworker: But you never drink coffee. Me: Exactly. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 21, 2014 Me: Why don’t you send me birthday cards? Mom: Same reason […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for lying to our four-year-old son and six-year-old daughter when I told them that the Big Foot devoured their chocolate Easter bunnies. When they asked why he ate only the […]
I’ve never been a very brave person, or even remotely brave actually. Let’s just go ahead and call me what I am; a weenie. I freak out about spiders, unexplained noises, ghosts, and hanging my […]