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Will I be a grandfather or a grandmother?

July 13, 2017
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Yeah, life. It’s a thing, ain’t it? You’re rolling along, way too busy, doing too much of what you don’t really want to do and not enough of what you do. Then, one day, you…

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I don’t wanna hold your baby

January 6, 2017
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Your baby might be real cute, but I don’t wanna hold it. It’s not personal. When I got a new car, I didn’t ask people if they wanted to drive it. When I got my…

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Mongolian Hot Pot and Culinary Wars

April 18, 2016
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Mongolian Soup SHUA YANG JOU Mongolian hot pot INGREDIENTS 5 ounces cellophane noodles or bean threads 1″ ginger root 3 green onions 1 onion ¼ cup parsley, fresh 1 pound bok choy or Chinese cabbage…

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Snacking on the Job and Dancing on the Titanic: What I Learned From Magazines This Week

March 18, 2016
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Reading Magazines this week, I learned that: Half of American adults eat lunch alone. (New York Times Magazine, 2/28/16) There are currently no openly atheist members of Congress. (New York Magazine, 2/22/16) Babies in the…

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Post-Traumatic Easy Bake Oven Disorder

December 17, 2015
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What’s your favorite horrible holiday childhood memory? One of my cherished unpleasant flashbacks arrive every year during Thanksgiving. First, a few facts:  I was born a few days after Thanksgiving Day in 1961.  At birth, I weighed…

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Sex Toys “R” Us

February 16, 2015
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    We are accustomed to many children’s movies making some extra bucks through commercial tie-ins or merchandising. So it’s not surprising that just as the current “SpongeBob” movie was released, little SpongeBob fans began…

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What lies beneath

April 22, 2014
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What lies beneath

Recently I got the rare honor of spending the day with my adorable little baby niece. When my mother called and asked me if I could watch her, I thought, well hell yes. She’s cute,…

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Unicorn Bites 4/5/14

April 6, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 4/5/14

My 3-year-old asks me “Why?” 10,000 times a day, so, no, I don’t think I’d crack under torture. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 5, 2014 Me:*wakes up 3-year-old* 3: How old do I have to…

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Unicorn Bites 1/24/14

January 24, 2014
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Today I learned baby rabbits come from mother rabbits, not from a magician’s hat. My entire childhood was a lie. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 24, 2014 If I had one wish, it would be…

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Kate Winslet’s Baby Production

June 4, 2013
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Kate Winslet’s Baby Production

Kate Winslet is pregnant with her third child. Each child has a different father. Is she an Oscar winning actress or an NBA player? Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also…

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