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American Entree TUNA MELT INGREDIENTS 2 5-ounce cans albacore tuna 1/3 cup mayonnaise 1/4 cup diced celery 2, tablespoons minced yellow, brown, or red onon 1 teaspoon dill weed 1/8,teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 2/3 […]
The stability of the entire world is threatened by an emerging superpower, Papua New Guinea. Hah, you say. Where is Papua New Guinea? North of Australia. What does it produce? Rain, mud, and documentaries about […]
American Entree JUICY LUCY (stuffed cheeseburger) INGREDIENTS 1 onion 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 3 garlic cloves 1 ½ pounds lean ground beef 4 slices American cheese (other cheeses will seep out the sides of the […]
American Dessert CHOCOLATE EGG CREAM INGREDIENTS 1 1/3 tablespoons Fox’s u-bet® original chocolate flavor syrup 2 tablespoons whole milk 9 tablespoons seltzer water (needs to be cold, needs to have all its fizz, preferably from […]
American Dessert PRALINES INGREDIENTS 1 1/4 cups white sugar 1 1/4 cups packed brown sugar 1 cup heavy cream 3/4 cup butter 2 cups pecan halves 2 tablespoons vanilla extract. SPECIAL UTENSIL candy thermometer cookie […]
American Dessert CARAMEL CORN INGREDIENTS 6 tablespoons popcorn kernels 1/2 cup butter 1 cup packed brown sugar 1/4 cup light-colored corn syrup 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSIL […]
American Dessert SUSHI DESSERTS INGREDIENTS 1 12 ounce bag white chocolate chips 1 ½ cups Rice KrispiesTM 5 Fruit Roll UpsTM 5 Swedish FishTM 5 TwizzlersTM or Red VinesTM no-stick spray PREPARATION – CANDY MIX […]
American Soup BEAN AND BACON SOUP INGREDIENTS 1 pound dry navy beans (4 cups) 4 cups water 1 pound bacon 1 medium carrot 1 celery stalk 1 yellow onion 1 garlic clove 1 pound tomatoes […]
American Entree CHICKEN POT PIE INGREDIENTS – FILLING 3 chicken breasts 3 medium carrots 2 stalks celery 1 onion 1 white potato 1/3 cup butter 1/3 cup flour (6 more cups later) 1/4 teaspoon celery […]
American Appetizer PRETZELS INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup warm water 2 cups bread flour or plain flour 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon brown sugar 1/2 tablespoon dry active yeast 1 egg no-stick spray 1/2 […]