Are You A Restaurant Dick?
Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1 […]
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Read This Recipe! It Will Save Your Life
Greek Appetizer SPANAKOPITA INGREDIENTS 8 green onions 2 medium brown onions 2 pounds fresh spinach ½ cup butter (½ cup more later) ½ cup olive oil 3 eggs 1 pound feta cheese 2½ tablespoons dill […]
WTF Pilot No-Parts
The series follows the progressive story of the life of Ben, a neurotic writer, and his womanizing sous chef roommate, Slade. Together, they experience and embrace life’s precious and valuable gift of “WTF” kind of […]
Paul De Lancey Answers Questions on Tasteful Murders
A few weeks ago, we profiled Tasteful Murders, an anthology edited by the very talented Candace C Bowen and our own comic chef Paul De Lancey. I gave both Candace and Paul the same set […]
Pancit and Spell Check
Filipino Entree PANCIT INGREDIENTS 1 pound chicken breast 4 garlic cloves ⅓ cup soy sauce 10 ounces rice noodles 2 tablespoons vegetable oil ½ head cabbage 8 ounces deveined shrimp ¼ teaspoon pepper 3 lemons […]
I Invite Syria’s Assad Over For Dinner and Root Beers
Bashar al-Assad, president and dictator of Syria is getting way too cranky and needs to step down. And if the only thing that’s making him cling so tenaciously to power is the lack of a […]
Coming Soon! Edible Cookbook! Exclamation Points!
Disreputable sources close to me assert, “Shoestring Publications is about to set the book market on its ear.” You betcha. While most books can only be read or be used to prop open windows, […]
Zen Cook Haikus
Avoid tears while cooking. Cut onions underwater. Take deep breath. Get wet. Have a pound of dill. Nearby chefs are so jealous. Defend home with mace. Zen Chef wants pizza. Make me one with everything. […]
Some people are really good at getting their point across.
Every couple of years, after Jill Y and I have saved enough monies, we can afford to eat out. An amazing time is had as we both eat as well as drink in the same […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Paul De Lancey
I loved having Paul De Lancey on HumorOutcasts Radio. If anyone fits the description of a Renaissance Man, it is this gentleman. Not only does he possess a PhD in Economics, but he cooks, has […]