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The Last Day

August 6, 2013
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I sometimes wonder what Presidents do on their very last day in office. I imagine they hold informal meetings to thank their loyal, hard-working employees. They likely sign a flurry of last-minute paperwork. And they…

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Presidential Particulars: Asking The Tough Questions

June 27, 2013
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The government seems to know everything about us. Today I’m turning the tables and setting forth rebuttal queries about intimate aspects of presidential life. Here’s what I want to know: 1. If, as the President, you spill chocolate milk on Mrs. Lincoln’s hand-sewn…

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President Obama Officially Declares Mississippi A Disaster Area

May 23, 2013
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President Obama Officially Declares Mississippi A Disaster Area

President Obama today toured the damage left behind by the devastating tornadoes that rocked Moore, Oklahoma and the surrounding areas and responded by declaring Mississippi a disaster area. “We all feel Oklahoma’s loss and are…

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Political Dialing

November 4, 2012
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Dear Political Robo-Callers: If you stop calling, I might be able to get my work done AND have time to vote on Tuesday. Dr. Nancy BerkNancy Berk, Ph.D. is a clinical psychologist, entertainment and fan base…

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Electing a President is Like Buying a Brassiere

October 12, 2012
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If it holds everything together and does the job it’s supposed to do, you’re happy. If it has a defect, you will soon notice it. At any rate, you’re stuck with it because you can’t…

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How to Boost Voting Rates

April 17, 2012
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Often the citizens of the United States are called upon to cast their vote for representatives who they feel will honestly represent their best interests in a legislative or executive setting. Failing that, they usually…

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Explaining the U.S. Branches of Government to Foreigners, Children (Part 1)

April 4, 2012
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Continuing my role of explaining our political system to foreigners and children, I begin a three-part series about the branches of the U.S. government. This week: it's the executive branch.

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Why He Shouldn’t Be President

February 29, 2012
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Rick Santorum:  His name is too close to the word sanitarium – and quite frankly, he should be in one.     Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys.…

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Pat Robertson’s Presidential Conversation with God

January 5, 2012
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Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall.  However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not allowed…

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Pros and Cons of Surviving 2011

December 28, 2011
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Whenever I approach a new year, I like to take stock of what I survived. I like to think of myself less as a time traveler stuck in forward linear motion at an uninterruptible rate…

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