I sometimes wonder what Presidents do on their very last day in office. I imagine they hold informal meetings to thank their loyal, hard-working employees. They likely sign a flurry of last-minute paperwork. And they […]
The government seems to know everything about us. Today I’m turning the tables and setting forth rebuttal queries about intimate aspects of presidential life. Here’s what I want to know: 1. If, as the President, you spill chocolate milk on Mrs. Lincoln’s hand-sewn […]
President Obama today toured the damage left behind by the devastating tornadoes that rocked Moore, Oklahoma and the surrounding areas and responded by declaring Mississippi a disaster area. “We all feel Oklahoma’s loss and are […]
Dear Political Robo-Callers: If you stop calling, I might be able to get my work done AND have time to vote on Tuesday.
If it holds everything together and does the job it’s supposed to do, you’re happy. If it has a defect, you will soon notice it. At any rate, you’re stuck with it because you can’t […]
Often the citizens of the United States are called upon to cast their vote for representatives who they feel will honestly represent their best interests in a legislative or executive setting. Failing that, they usually […]
Rick Santorum: His name is too close to the word sanitarium – and quite frankly, he should be in one.
Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall. However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not allowed […]
Whenever I approach a new year, I like to take stock of what I survived. I like to think of myself less as a time traveler stuck in forward linear motion at an uninterruptible rate […]