The First Pope in the NBA?
We live in exciting times as the following headline in the San Diego Union-Tribune shows. The photograph shows Pope Francis in his early days. I wish him well in his tryout. – Paul R. […]
Tag: President
Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department
How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better […]
Fake News Sites
“Obama and Trump Have Seen Satellite Photos of Uranus” “Governor Albondigas Legalizes Open Carry For Dogs” “Governor Burger Cuts Funding For Accordion Classes” Hot, even incendiary headlines you betcha. Ones that make you angry, make […]
These People Will Run America in 2016
Everybody likes bacon and chocolate. Few people like our current politicians. It stands to reason that the Bacon & Chocolate Party will sweep to victory in 2016. Who are these people? Mostly Facebook friends. Some, […]
Graham: “When I’m President, If White House Is Rockin’ Don’t Come a Knockin'”
Unmarried South Carolina Lindsey Graham, despite non-existent polling numbers, remains confident in his ability to secure the GOP Presidential nomination and capture the White House. On ABC’s “The View” he explained to Whoopi Goldberg that […]
GOP Primary Shaping Up To Be a Choice Between The Lesser of 16 Evils
The Iowa Caucus for the Republican 2016 Presidential nomination is not until January 2016, but an already crowded field of candidates is fighting for the right to be on stage for the first televised debate […]
Bibi’s Bid for the White House
Israel’s prime minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu declared his intention to throw his yarmulke into the ring as a GOP candidate for President over coffee at Café Yakna in Jerusalem. “What do I have to lose?” […]
Rick Perry Unable To Keep Presidential Aspirations Closeted
Today Rick Perry came out as a candidate for President of the United States. He said he made the decision after years on his knees asking for more and more since his flame out in […]
Chocolate Mousse, Richard Nixon, and the Chocolate Easter Bunny
French Dessert CHOCOLATE MOUSSE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces bittersweet chocolate 3 eggs 1½ cups heavy cream 6 tablespoons sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 can whipped cream (Optional in some households. Mandatory in mine.) 2 teaspoons […]
The Vice President Doesn’t Like Me
Some time ago*, Joe Biden, the Vice President, of this august land sent me a post titled, “I’ve had it up to here.” I don’t know what I’ve could have done to upset him. […]