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These People Will Run America in 2016

October 25, 2015
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B&Ctasty

Everybody likes bacon and chocolate. Few people like our current politicians. It stands to reason that the Bacon & Chocolate Party will sweep to victory in 2016. Who are these people? Mostly Facebook friends. Some,…

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Graham: “When I’m President, If White House Is Rockin’ Don’t Come a Knockin'”

October 6, 2015
By
Stud

Unmarried South Carolina Lindsey Graham, despite non-existent polling numbers, remains confident in his ability to secure the GOP Presidential nomination and capture the White House. On ABC’s “The View” he explained to Whoopi Goldberg that…

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GOP Primary Shaping Up To Be a Choice Between The Lesser of 16 Evils

July 27, 2015
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GOP Primary Shaping Up To Be a Choice Between The Lesser of 16 Evils

The Iowa Caucus for the Republican 2016 Presidential nomination is not until January 2016, but an already crowded field of candidates is fighting for the right to be on stage for the first televised debate…

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Bibi’s Bid for the White House

July 18, 2015
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Israel’s prime minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu declared his intention to throw his yarmulke into the ring as a GOP candidate for President over coffee at Café Yakna in Jerusalem. “What do I have to lose?”…

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Rick Perry Unable To Keep Presidential Aspirations Closeted

June 5, 2015
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Rick Perry Unable To Keep Presidential Aspirations Closeted

Today Rick Perry came out as a candidate for President of the United States. He said he made the decision after years on his knees asking for more and more since his flame out in…

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Chocolate Mousse, Richard Nixon, and the Chocolate Easter Bunny

April 12, 2015
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Chocolate Mousse, Richard Nixon, and the Chocolate Easter Bunny

French Dessert CHOCOLATE MOUSSE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces bittersweet chocolate 3 eggs 1½ cups heavy cream 6 tablespoons sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 can whipped cream (Optional in some households. Mandatory in mine.) 2 teaspoons…

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The Vice President Doesn’t Like Me

December 26, 2014
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The Vice President Doesn’t Like Me

  Some time ago*, Joe Biden, the Vice President, of this august land sent me a post titled, “I’ve had it up to here.” I don’t know what I’ve could have done to upset him.…

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Dick Cheney Visited By Three Ghosts, Had Them Waterboarded

December 11, 2014
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Dick Cheney Visited By Three Ghosts, Had Them Waterboarded

Former Vice President Dick Cheney recently revealed that he was, at some point, visited by three ghosts. The ghosts had claimed to have some information that could help the Vice President, so as a result,…

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Iraqi Potato Beef Casserole, Scrabble, and World Domination

December 5, 2014
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Iraqi Potato Beef Casserole, Scrabble, and World Domination

Iraqi Entree POTATO BEEF CASSEROLE (kibbe batata) INGREDIENTS 6 medium brown potatoes ½ teaspoon turmeric 2 garlic cloves 1 onion 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 pound ground beef or lamb 3 tablespoons parsley ¼ teaspoon…

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I Invite Syria’s Assad Over For Dinner and Root Beers

October 17, 2014
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I Invite Syria’s Assad Over For Dinner and Root Beers

Bashar al-Assad, president and dictator of Syria is getting way too cranky and needs to step down. And if the only thing that’s making him cling so tenaciously to power is the lack of a…

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