SPARKS BRIEF: Color Me Conservative

Washington, D.C. – It’s reported that Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance is wearing eyeliner at all his campaign appearances. MAGA rally attendees are swooning over how his eyes pop at the podium. “He’s a right […]

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Great Things to Think About, But Not Do – Part Two

  Sure, lots of things can be good for you, when you do them. Vaucuuming and kale crunching come to mind. They’re might be some nutritional benefits to eating them but can you eat them.  […]

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Great Things to Think About, But Not Do – Part One

OMG, danger! Sure, lots of things can be good for you, when you do them. Eating mushrooms and lutefisk come to mind. They’re might be some nutritional benefits to eating them, but they are yucky […]

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Misheard Lyrics of Nat King Cole

Is there anything more soothing than listening to the magnficent Nat King Cole? His magnificent voice transfers us to a happier world. Well, no. Only if you hear the correct lyrics. The true lyrics for […]

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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase: Cookie Health Care

Surgeries are scary. And taking pills can be just as intimidating. Sure, you might start with one, but before you know it you’ll need a backhoe to lift your daily pills into your mouth. You […]

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Flags of the World – Triangles, Part Four

In Part One, we saw how geometry haters tyrannized lovers of triangles. We also discovered how geometry made better living possible. In Part Two, we learned of the terrible rivalry between circles and triangles. When, […]

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