Mummified Meatballs and Other Clueless Cuisine
Most of the time, I hate cooking. It’s a lot of trouble and you have to clean up afterward, which is even more trouble than cooking. Result: a lot of takeout and a lot of […]
Tag: cooking
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Paul De Lancey
I loved having Paul De Lancey on HumorOutcasts Radio. If anyone fits the description of a Renaissance Man, it is this gentleman. Not only does he possess a PhD in Economics, but he cooks, has […]
Keeping It Real
I bumped into an ex-girlfriend and we had a laugh, reminiscing about the surreal old days. I asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she picked up her phone and logged on to […]
Chicken Pot Pie, H.G. Wells, and World War I
American Entree CHICKEN POT PIE INGREDIENTS – FILLING 3 chicken breasts 3 medium carrots 2 stalks celery 1 onion 1 white potato 1/3 cup butter 1/3 cup flour (6 more cups later) 1/4 teaspoon celery […]
A Life Changing Crisis: Cottage Cheese
Every once in a while, something happens to you that changes the way you think, feel and eat for the rest of your life. My life-changing event took place when I worked for a private […]
Why During Christmas, You Never Forget Your Fire Department
Unfortunately, this is the true tale of the fire in my kitchen this past weekend. Please sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas. Don’t worry, I counted only to Five. I don’t want […]
Unicorn Bites 11/29/13
When I hear about shoppers who die on Black Friday, I worry because my mom is out there right now & she’s probably the one who killed them. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
Unicorn Bites 8/29/13
I didn’t say I want “presents.” I said I want “peasants.” I’m looking to start a feudal state, not use a gift card. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2013 Nice try, spam […]
Apologetic Paula Deen To Make Amends With Soul Food Cookbook
A tearful Paula Deen appeared on the Today Show on NBC this morning to address concerns over the use of possible racial slurs that she may have used in the past. She apologized profusely for […]