You Need to See a Rabbit Do a Complete Flip
And here it is. I think Fluff Fluff did rather well, don’t you? Watch for her when competes for the first time on Bunny Flips on ESPN8, next Friday, 8pm, EST. […]
Tag: Paul DeLancey
Elephant Marathons on ESPN8
We’re just five months away from the start of the First Elephant Marathon on ESPN8. And it’s going to be televised on ESPN8(tm)! “We couldn’t be prouder,” said gamekeeper Absko Otieno of the Reteti Elephant […]
Andy the Angry Avocado
Now you’ve gone and done it. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback […]
Perspective
Either way, well done! If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, your count will surely show […]
Motivational Poster #17, Be An Entomolgist
Entomologists earn $80,000 a year. So, they make enough to buy whatever motorcycle they like. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Fried Cheese Pies: Dangerously Fast
Moldovan Entree PAN FRIED CHEESE PIE(Plăcinte) INGREDIENTS 4 cups flour (9 tablespoons more later)1¼ teaspoons baking soda½ teaspoon salt¾ cup buttermilk¾ cup milk1 egg½ tablespoon dill4 cups cheese (combination of feta, farmer’s cheese*, ricotta, or […]
Cannibal Rats Cruises’ One Way Voyages
Do you have an annoying neighbor who blasts Justin Bieber until five in the morning? Do you have a tyrannical boss? And how do you simultaneously reward your nagging spouse and collect on that rather […]