SPARKS BRIEF: Color Me Conservative

Washington, D.C. – It’s reported that Republican vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance is wearing eyeliner at all his campaign appearances. MAGA rally attendees are swooning over how his eyes pop at the podium. “He’s a right […]

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Great Things to Think About, But Not Do – Part Two

  Sure, lots of things can be good for you, when you do them. Vaucuuming and kale crunching come to mind. They’re might be some nutritional benefits to eating them but can you eat them.  […]

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Great Things to Think About, But Not Do – Part One

OMG, danger! Sure, lots of things can be good for you, when you do them. Eating mushrooms and lutefisk come to mind. They’re might be some nutritional benefits to eating them, but they are yucky […]

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