Help! I’m a Fat Person Trying to Get Out!
So here I am eighty-five pounds lighter, keeping it off for close to two years now. It took me twenty years to figure out how to do this, but I have figured it out. Along the […]
Tag: chocolate
Dental Visit Delays Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Iowa Caucus Results
Hi! Bacon & Chocolate Party’s top election official here. I was at the dentist all day and am in no mood to count the huge amount of votes. I am however pleased to report high […]
Coins Under Your Sofa Cushions Fundraiser for the Bacon & Chocolate Party
Right now the nerve center of B&C is the office in my home. It gets crowded when Number One Son uses the other computer in the room. Sometimes Number Two Son kicks me off […]
Cold, Colors, and Candy
Unless you’re one of those people of questionable sanity who likes cold weather, October has little to offer Hoosiers except autumn colors and Halloween. But by Halloween the leaves have usually fallen and the days […]
This Recipe for Double Chocolate Pudding Is Endorsed by the Bacon & Chocolate Party
American Dessert DOUBLE CHOCOLATE PUDDING INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons unsalted butter ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder 3 tablespoons cornstarch ½ cup whole milk (1½ cups more later) 3 ounces (3 squares) unsweetened baking chocolate ¾ cup […]
Dishwashers: Annoyances in Disguise or the Tools of the Apocalypse?
My dishwasher does not properly clean things, particularly glasses with indentations. Oh sure, if I give the dishes a quick rinse beforehand, the dishwasher does tolerably well. If I give the dishes a pre-scrub, the […]
A Champion for Chocolate
I read an article that said chocolate might not exist by the year 2020 because the demand exceeds the supply. This, to me, is a terrifying thought. However, before you panic, know that I found […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
(I’ll bet you all thought I was through with these!) 1. Coffee is necessary to maintain life as we know it. 2. If you are out of coffee, you are justified in spending the day […]
When My Family Stopped Ruling the World
200 years ago my great, great, great, great grandfather, Napoleon I, lost the battle of Waterloo. In doing so, he lost control of Europe, his position as emperor of France, and my birthright to rule […]
News From the Bacon & Chocolate Party
“Bacon and Chocolate Party has formally offered the post of Secretary of the Environmental Protection Agency to Morgan Freeman in recognition of his work in helping bees.” We wait for his reaction P.S. This all […]