I Did Not Medal in the Olympics
I did not medal in the Olympics. I forgot to write my trials on the calendar. The officials there disqualified me for not showing. One day I’ll be over 70 And be past my prime. […]
Tag: taco
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Word – Tarma
How many times has this happened to you? You’ve been mean to someone. Moments later, the sky rains down cows. One of them lands on your foot. That’s karma. Or you foil a bank robbery […]
Misheard Lyrics of Anna Kendrick
The superb Anna Kendick sings the great song “Cups,” aka “When I’m Gone,” in the excellent movie Pitch Perfect.The true lyrics include: “You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss me by my talk, […]
Navajo Tacos
Navajo Entree NAVAJO TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1 tablespoon vegetable oil. 8 Navajo fry breads (See previous recipe for 4 fry breads and double its ingredients)* 1 pound ground beef 1 […]
I Am a Fashion Model – Spring Sock Wear
The very latest fashions from France! Socks are in for men. Socks are chic. Socks are now. And what socks are the stylish man man wearing? Food themed socks. Men are wearing socks that shout, […]
I Am a Fashion Model – Spring Wear
The very latest fashions from France! On the left, we have trend-setting dinner pajamas. This delightful, matching ensemble comes from Chez Ours and sports bear silhouettes on an avant-garde white background. Your date won’t be able […]
Shrimp in Garlic Butter
Mexican Entree SHRIMP IN GARLIC BUTTER INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 6 tablespoons butter ¼ cup lime juice 1½ pounds jumbo shrimp peeled, deveined 4 small flour tortillas 2 tablespoons fresh cilantro (optional) Serves 4. Takes […]
Bacon & Chocolate’s Concession Speech
Dear Americans, The voters have spoken. Ms. Clinton won the majority of the vote. Mr. Trump won the majority of the electoral votes. He will be our nation’s next president. We wish him well and […]
Support Taco Truck Tuesday
Citizens of America, Marco Gutierrez says that if Donald Trump doesn’t win, there will be taco trucks on every corner. Whoa! That’s wonderful. That’s awesome! Tacos are the best food in the world. And we […]
Unicorn Bites #527
2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This […]