How to Swear in French
Hi, gentle readers, people often ask me, “How I do I say, ‘Go feck yourself’ in French? As always, I’m happy to address my readers’ concerns. Also, I’ve just come from an appointment for […]
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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Word – Tarma
How many times has this happened to you? You’ve been mean to someone. Moments later, the sky rains down cows. One of them lands on your foot. That’s karma. Or you foil a bank robbery […]
Talented Animals – Clarabelle
Clarabelle of Twenty Pines Farm is quite the talented cow. She can enter her nostrils with her tongue. Can you do that? I thought not, but I bet you wish you could. When asked to […]
My New Year’s Resolutions
Resolution #22 I, like many of you, endeavor to become a better person for the next year. How do we do this? By making new year’s resolutions. And keeping them. “I’ve never strayed from all […]
Unicorn Bites #582
Me: You can’t eat Hershey’s Kisses for breakfast. 4-year-old: But I put them in a cereal bowl. Me: 4: Me: You win this round. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2014 [in the grocery store] […]
Sailor’s Beef and When Lice Picked Mayors
Swedish Entree SAILOR’S BEEF (sjömansbiff) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds round steak (½” thick or 8 slices) 2 yellow onions 1½ pounds brown potatoes 1½ tablespoons butter (1½ tablespoons more later) ½ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon salt […]
Unicorn Bites 4/28/14
My 1-year-old thinks her name is “Go watch TV,” so, yes, I’d say I’m a good parent. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2014 Me: That milk came from a cow. 3-year-old: What animal did […]