The Place to Take a Humor Break
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Suriname Entree POM CASSEROLE INGREDIENTS 2 pounds chicken breasts 2 pounds taro or pomtayer* 2 celery stalks 1 large onion 4 tomatoes 1 tablespoon brown sugar ½ cup orange juice 1¾ tablespoons parsley 2 tablespoons […]
Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]
American appetizer VIDALIA ONION RINGS INGREDIENTS 3 medium Vidalia onions or other onions 1¼ cups flour ¾ teaspoon baking powder ¾ teaspoon salt 1 egg ¼ cup beer (8 ounces left in that bottle for […]
Dear Lord, please give me the fortitude to restrain my bewilderment of my grandparents alternative vacation decision. When grandma told me she was taking grandpa on a “Senior Citizen’s European Cowboy Adventure”, this is not […]
Swedish Entree HASSELBACK POTATOES INGREDIENTS 10 tablespoons butter (5 tablespoons for casserole dish. 5 tablespoons to spoon over potatoes.) 10 small potatoes 1 teaspoon dill 1 teaspoon salt 6 tablespoons grated Våsterbotten or Parmesan cheese […]
Honduran Entree NACATAMALES INGREDIENTS – DOUGH 6 cups masa harina or corn flour 1 cup lard, shortening, or butter 1 teaspoon salt (1 more teaspoon later) 3 tablespoons orange juice 5 tablespoons lime juice 4 […]
British Entree FISH AND CHIPS INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds potatoes (King Edward or Maris if you can get them.) 1⅓ cups flour (3 additional tablespoons later) 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon sea salt or salt 1¼ […]
American Entree VIDALIA ONION PIE INGREDIENTS 3 Vidalia onions 4 tablespoons butter 2 large eggs 2 tablespoons flour ¼ cup milk 1 cup sour cream ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 2 9-inch pie shells […]
Brazilian Dessert PE DE MOLEQUE (peanut brittle) INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons butter ½ cup light corn syrup 2⅓ cups raw, unsalted peanuts 1¾ cup sugar SPECIAL INGREDIENT baking pan big, badass knife Makes 25 squares. […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my outbreak of foul language. When my sexy neighbor asked if I’d like him to mow my lawn I shrieked, “The only person who mows my F$#@*%&G lawn is […]