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Tag: China
Chocolate Mousse, Richard Nixon, and the Chocolate Easter Bunny
French Dessert CHOCOLATE MOUSSE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces bittersweet chocolate 3 eggs 1½ cups heavy cream 6 tablespoons sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 can whipped cream (Optional in some households. Mandatory in mine.) 2 teaspoons […]
Grilled Ham and Dill Havarti Sandwiches and the Discovery of America
Fusion Entree GRILLED HAM AND DILL HAVARTI SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 6 tablespoons butter 8 slices of your favorite bread 1 pound slice deli ham 6 ounces dill Havarti cheese PREPARATION Cut butter into 4 equal pieces […]
Unicorn Bites 3/28/14
Things women do when they play hard to get: 1) block your phone number 2) move 3) marry someone else Don’t give up on her, bro. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 28, 2014 Me: Where […]
Unicorn Bites 2/14/14
Wife: What did you get me for Valentine’s Day? Me: The gift of being married to me. You’re all invited to my funeral. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 14, 2014 After dying due to mechanical […]
Chocolate and Vanilla Sundae
American Dessert CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA SUNDAE INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup whipping cream 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/3 cup unsalted peanuts (or already ground) 2 pints chocolate ice cream 2 pints vanilla […]
Hoosiers Go Hog Wild In China
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK We here in rural Indiana don’t tend to think of ourselves as being part of the big worldwide picture. In fact, many people from the east and west coasts can’t […]
FACEBOOK CHINA LEADS THE WAY!
Just last month, China announced that residents living within a 17-mile radius of Shanghai would be permitted to participate in the same mindless posting enjoyed by the rest of the free world. Today our friends […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Don’t buy Royal Doulton if all you can afford is that stuff in the Dollar Store. If you wait long enough, maybe one of your elderly relatives will leave you her good china. If she […]
Your Official One Size Fits All Weekend Horoscope
For all you HumorOutcasts readers, this is my weekly weekend one size fits all horoscope I do out of the goodness of my heart on my blog, The Monkey Bellhop. While it may appear that […]