The Trump Cabinet
Rumor has it that Donald Trump is going to offer Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich and perhaps his son Donald Jr. key cabinet posts. These are my feelings on this topic: 1. Suddenly, I feel […]
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Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Principles and Stuff
My fellow humans, What with the Cubs quite possibly heading to the World Series for the first time since 1945, news about Bacon & Chocolate Party has been crowded. People starved for a real […]
Will Work For Lasagna
Bill O’Reilly said Michelle Obama was misinformed about the SLAVES that built the White House. Quoting that they were well fed and had decent living accommodations. Eh Bill . . . I think you’re glossing […]
Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department
How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better […]
GOP Primary Shaping Up To Be a Choice Between The Lesser of 16 Evils
The Iowa Caucus for the Republican 2016 Presidential nomination is not until January 2016, but an already crowded field of candidates is fighting for the right to be on stage for the first televised debate […]
Let The Dogs Out
You are probably aware that last week two members of the Secret Service’s K-9 unit thwarted a would-be White House intruder. Considering all of the recent bungling by the Secret Service and the understandable bad […]
Presidential Particulars: Asking The Tough Questions
The government seems to know everything about us. Today I’m turning the tables and setting forth rebuttal queries about intimate aspects of presidential life. Here’s what I want to know: 1. If, as the President, you spill chocolate milk on Mrs. Lincoln’s hand-sewn […]