The Place to Take a Humor Break
Angolan Entree CHICKEN STEW (muamba de galinha) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds boneless chicken (Probably separate parts. If you can find a farm that raises organic boneless chickens, go for it.) 1 Scotch bonnet, habañero, or red […]
Dutch appetizer PEANUT SAUCE (pinda saus) INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove ½ teaspoon lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon lemongrass 3/4 cup smooth peanut butter 4 tablespoons soy sauce 1/4 teaspoon sambal oelek (omit if you can’t find […]
Hawaiian Entree HAWAIIAN SALAD INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 1 chicken breast 1 12 ounce can SPAMTM 1/4 head lettuce 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1 cup pineapple juice* ½ cup cheddar cheese 1 cup mayonnaise 1 cup […]
I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long […]
Sorry I didn’t hold the door for you but I was afraid you’d make awkward small talk. That’s why I locked the door & blocked it with a chair. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, […]
You may remember a few posts back that I had a new job working for an adult entertainment company that provides content for Video On Demand. Personally, I’m not a big fan of porn from […]
1. Don’t put your cat in charge of your inkjet toners. Cats are relatively color-blind and they can’t read numbers. If you ask her for a black toner, she’ll probably toss you a tri-color one. […]
I used to own a little, single-button Mr Coffee machine. But it didn’t have an auto-turnoff feature, so every time I went somewhere, I had to go back home and make sure it was turned […]
Three months ago, I got a Panera Bread card, which if used properly according to the lady at the Panera cash register who gave it to me, would yield me free goodies and discounts at […]