Happy Holidays From Dodge City

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Greetings from the Old West Happy Holidays. Paul De Lancey, raconteur, doctor, and gunslinger   Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback […]

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Why You Should Never Eat Lutefisk

Lutefisk is an abomination that proves Evil still stalks the land. It offends and destroys all the senses. Sight: It looks like boogers or broiled phlegm. Smell: It reeks like a rat decomposing under the […]

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Shrimp and Grits and Portraits

American Entree SHRIMP AND GRITS INGREDIENTS 1 cup chicken broth ¾ cup milk 2½ cups water 1 cup grits ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons butter 1¾ cups grated Cheddar cheese 1 garlic […]

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Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Principles and Stuff

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  My fellow humans, What with the Cubs quite possibly heading to the World Series for the first time since 1945, news about Bacon & Chocolate Party has been crowded. People starved for a real […]

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Bajan Baked Chicken the Rooster’s Mating Dance

Barbadian Entree BAJAN BAKED CHICKEN INGREDIENTS ½ teaspoon allspice 2 tablespoons softened butter 3 garlic cloves ½ teaspoon ground cloves 4 stalks green onions ¼ cup lime juice ½ teaspoon marjoram 1 large onion ½ […]

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Brazilian Stew and the Spanish Inquisition

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Brazilian Entree XIN XIM (chicken and shrimp stew) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves ⅓ cup lime juice 2 tablespoons olive oil (2 more tablespoons later) ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons olive oil 1½ […]

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The Fart Primer

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Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]

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