The Fart Primer
Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]
Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]
Not all of us understand all the nuances and intricacies of football. The following headlines from the San Diego Union-Tribune help us out: 1) I hadn’t thought of it, but yeah, that makes sense. […]
Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1 […]
Are you a supermarket dick? Do you make other shoppers’ time in the store miserable? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Block the aisle with your cart? (2 points) 2) Still leave […]
North Korean Entree AIR KORYO-TM HAMBURGER (World’s worst burger) INGREDIENTS 1 pound ground whitish mystery meat that’s been lurking in the fridge for months OR mixed ground pork and turkey 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon […]
Japanese Appetizer SHRIMP TEMPURA INGREDIENTS 2½ cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover shrimp) 1½ cups flour 1 teaspoon baking powder ¼ cup cornstarch ¼ teaspoon salt 1 egg yolk 1 cup ice-cold water 1 […]
American Appetizer FRIED GREEN TOMATOES With Dipping Sauce INGREDIENTS – DIPPING SAUCE 2 stalks green onions ⅔ cup Dijon mustard ½ cup mayonnaise ⅓ cup sour cream 1 teaspoon white pepper INGREDIENTS – TOMATOES 4 […]
British Entree CODFISH CAKES INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod fillets 2 large potatoes ½ teaspoon salt 1½ tablespoons butter 1 small egg 1½ tablespoons minced onion 1 teaspoon parsley ⅛ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon tarragon 1 […]
Mexican Entree CRISPY FISH TACO INGREDIENTS ⅓ cup mayonnaise 1½ cups coleslaw mix or shredded cabbage 2 tablespoons oil (2 additional tablespoons later) 8 corn tortillas 2 tablespoons butter 2 garlic cloves 1 pound cod, […]
Ecuadorian Appetizer SHRIMP CEVICHE INGREDIENTS 8 limes or ¼ cup fresh lime juice 3 oranges or 1 cup fresh orange juice 1 large red onion 3 tomatoes 2 pounds shrimp, peeled and deveined ¼ cup […]