Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate
Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the […]
Tag: American
Fish Sticks, Doughnuts, and the Ascent of Humanity
American Entree FISH STICKS INGREDIENTS 1 pound cod or pollock 2 eggs ½ teaspoon grated lemon rind ¼ teaspoon salt 1⅓ cups panko (Japanese bread crumbs) no-stick spray SPECIAL UTENSIL baking sheet Makes 24 fish […]
Fake News Sites
“Obama and Trump Have Seen Satellite Photos of Uranus” “Governor Albondigas Legalizes Open Carry For Dogs” “Governor Burger Cuts Funding For Accordion Classes” Hot, even incendiary headlines you betcha. Ones that make you angry, make […]
Rabbit Racecars and the Thirty Years War
American Dessert RABBIT RACECARS INGREDIENTS food dye vial 4 TwinkiesTM 4 PeepsTM 4 mini white fudge or yogurt covered pretzels 16 mini OreosTM PREPARATION Carefully use the food-dye vial to make a number on the […]
Steak Diane And How It Will Protect Your Home
American Entree STEAK DIANE INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds beef tenderloin, rib eye, or flank ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ cup butter 2 shallots ¼ cup cognac or brandy 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce ½ teaspoon […]
This Recipe for Double Chocolate Pudding Is Endorsed by the Bacon & Chocolate Party
American Dessert DOUBLE CHOCOLATE PUDDING INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons unsalted butter ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder 3 tablespoons cornstarch ½ cup whole milk (1½ cups more later) 3 ounces (3 squares) unsweetened baking chocolate ¾ cup […]
Brownies and How They Shaped Aerial Combat
American Dessert BROWNIES INGREDIENTS 13 tablespoons butter 1 cup unsweetened cocoa ¼ teaspoon salt 1 cup sugar 1¼ teaspoon vanilla extract 3 eggs ½ cup flour no-stick spray. Brownies assuming a defensive posture against lions. […]
Peanut Butter and the Declaration of Independence
American Appetizer PEANUT BUTTER INGREDIENTS 4 cups roasted peanuts (1 cup then 3 cups)* 2 tablespoons peanut oil (½ tablespoon at a time) ½ tablespoon honey ¾ teaspoon salt ⅛ teaspoon sugar * = 4 […]
Mumu Stew and the Threat to You
Papua New Guinean Entree MUMU INGREDIENTS 8 ounces carrots or 2 medium 8 ounces sweet potatoes or 1 large 8 ounces banana or 1½ medium 8 ounces papaya or ½ medium 12 ounces pork 6 […]
Baked Vidalia Onion And Revolutionary Annagramists
American Entree BAKED VIDALIA ONION INGREDIENTS 1 Vidalia onion 1 tablespoon butter 1 beef bouillon cube ½ teaspoon sherry SPECIAL UTENSIL aluminum foil Makes 1 onion. Takes 1 hour 10 minutes. If you wish to […]